Skater Profiles



Ali Thal Weapon #103
Photo by Jayson Hencheroff of Focal Point Studio
6th season
 Rated PG House Team
Advice: If you want to do it, do it. You'll regret if if you don't.
Quote: "Everything happens for a reason, just BELIEVE!!"
Fact: Health care provider by day.


Amy Grindhouse #27
2nd season
Northstars hopeful
Advice: Don't be afraid to fall
Quote: "Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." -- Kurt Cobain
Fun Fact: You know when you're young and dress weird and listen to loud music and everyone thinks it's a phase?
Spoiler Alert: It wasn't

 Derby Deeds 110%
Photo by William Bailey
6th season
Rated PG Northstars
Advice: Never sniff a gift fish.
Fact: Plays the banjo.

Determinator #21
Photo by Herb Martin
2nd Season
Rated PG Northstars
Fun Fact: If I could have it my way, the city would be a giant playground and instead of cars and roads we would have roller coasters to get around! 

Dutch-ess #16
Photo by Herb Martin
2nd season
 Advice: Never give up on something you love, no matter the obstacle.
Fun Fact: Preschool teacher by day, derby girl by night, and proud mom every second of the day.


 Haute Mess #96
Photo by Herb Martin
3rd season
Rated PG House Team
Advice: Keep it fun
Fact: Before my kids I used to skydive.


Jawbreaker #20
Photo by Herb Martin

1st Season
Rated PG House Team
Advice: Don't eat something that eats something you wouldn't eat.
Quote: "It's not how hard you can hit, it's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward." - Rocky Balboa
Fact: Huntress, mother, and health care provider


Jennarel Carnage #363 
Photo by Herb Martin
2nd Season
Rated PG Northstars
Advice: Hakuna Matata
Fact: Loves roller derby!

Katt Van Doom #9 
Photo by Herb Martin
4th season
Rated PG Northstars
Quote: "There is no more Katt, there is only Doom"
Advice: You are never too old to try something new
Fun Fact: I have a twin sister

Lockdown #71
Photo by Herb Martin
7th season
Rated PG Northstars
Advice: Believe you can do it.
Fact: Don't let the Grandma status fool you!

Loki #42, Coach
Photo by Focal Point Studio
7th season
Rated PG Northstars Coach
Rated PG House Team Player
Advice: Fitness! It will help you on the track and minimize injuries.
Fact: I like black jelly beans, I am an archaeologist, I am afraid of drowning, and I coach a team of superheroes!   


Nandicorn #95
Photo by Herb Martin
2nd Season
Rated PG Northstars
Advice: Success isn't always about winning.
Fact: First Roller Brat from Spruce City to make the transition to Rated PG!

Pandamonia #52
Photo by Scott D. Hemenway
3rd Season
Rated PG Northstars
Advice: Practice making longer, stronger crossovers. It will help you with your laps!
Fact: Wishes I could get paid to play derby! 


Penny Dreadful #13

Photo by Herb Martin
4th season
Rated PG House Team
Advice: Gotta be plenty tough.
Fact: Secretly a ninja, oops! You're not supposed to know that!

Ruthless Red #12
Photo by Herb Martin
5th season
Rated PG Northstars
Advice: Stay low, get up fast.
Fact: Used to do competitive baking.

Sarabellum #180 IQ
Photo by Herb Martin
6th season
Rated PG Northstars
Advice: If you want to change something start with you.
Fact: Used to shoot competitively.

Shellac #6
Photo by Greg McKinnon 
2nd season
Rated PG House Team
Advice: Live every day of your life.


Sinnamon Sliver #4
Photo by Herb Martin
6th season
Rated PG Northstars
Advice: Don't let not knowing how to stop stop you.
Fact: Her 4 boys are her biggest heroes. 


Sistah Viberosis, #23
Photo by Herb Martin
9th season
Rated PG Northstars Player
Advice: Find what it is you love to do and go for it. Everyone will be better for it. 
Quote: "Gamble everything for love, if you are a true human being. Halfheartedness does not reach into majesty." -- Rumi
Fact: I once lived in Sweden for a year and went hiking solo amongst a herd of several hundred reindeer for 5 days.

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Stix Anne Stonez
Photo by Herb Martin
6th season
Rated PG Northstars
Advice: You can accomplish anything if you put in ambition and perseverance, and put all your inhibitions aside (more like to the curb).
Fact: Drummer in the rock band Gates of Oath.


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Yard Sale
Photo by Herb Martin
5th season
Rated PG Northstars
Advice: Anything worth doing is worth over doing.
Fact: Can chew her own toenails.


Rated PG Officials


Captain Dantastic 
6th season
Advice: Practice the ABC's- Agility, Balance and Coordination
Fact: Beards contain a lot of beneficial bacteria


 Hell'n Ripley #31
Photo by Herb Martin
5th season
Advice: When you have rules questions ask a ref!
Fact: Once threw up underwater.



Hess Tickles #000
3rd Season
Fun Fact: 2014 - Got sucked into NSO-ing. 2015 - Got sucked into Reffing. Then I realized, I've first gotta learn to skate, so they let me join Fresh Meat!
Why I love derby: (1) Derby is organized mayhem. (2) These women are awesome. Once you get a sense of the rules, you can truly appreciate these 2 facts.

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Oh Brian!
Photo by Herb Martin
Advice: Stay low and develop a good derby stance.
Fact: Gear junkie, gotta know what's the fastest!


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Rock-It-Man
Photo by Herb Martin
7th season
Advice: Be positive. Be supportive.
Fact: Has never skated on rollerblades because they hadn't been invented yet when he learned to skate.